Holy Celestia, there was a new MLP movie announced today! I can't wait to see my favorite ponies in beautiful 3D CGI animation. 🤮

You open your eyes, and they scan the light from a foreign world for the first time. Your body is lathered in something wet and strange smelling, while disorientation blinds any sense from allowing you a clear picture of what is happening. Confused, you reach out your hand, but something is wrong...

How better to show your love for this board (and it's new redesign) than by getting a cool new /mlp/ tattoo? What should we get?

Let's talk about fillies and try to drown our sorrows over the upcoming end of our favorite show by thinking about cute, innocent little fillies who are totally not for sexual at all, oh no, that'd be pedophilia. Or is it bestiality?

It's another neverending hiatus podcast, you know what that means? A bunch of super random s***ty topics from a dead board.

The fat one is back from his travels overseas, he collected some foreign germs and ponies and is ready to f*** some ponies. We're gonna talk about autistic waifus, convention news, some secret santa warp-up stuff, and a ton of other things too. Let's see what happens.

Oy Vey more like ha jk because /mlpol/ is back. And by back, we mean someone made a thread. The board is still dead forever and the jews actually won. Anyway, aside from pony hitler, the chads behind the scenes have rumors of good topics for once this podcast. We all know that's a lie, though. So...

Hearth's Warming has came and went. We all got our stockings filled with every sex toy imaginable, but the end of the year is almost here. What will it hold? Will we all just kill ourselves after the show ends or will we rise up and make the portal to Equestria? There's no telling what it may hold...

During this Hearth's Warming almost Eve, dad leaves us for poo in the loos and the kids are in charge of running the holiday party. Could this go wrong? Well, the real question is not could, but how. As you all cross your hooves in hopes that we're not complete s*** (implying caring about the...

Guess who's back? None other than that epic cum jar anon, looking to see how disgusting he can be by drowning pony figurines in rotting jars full of cum. How can a single person make so much god damned cum anyway? And how can they put up with the f***ing smell every time they make a new deposit...

Tumblr is banning clop, no more having to log in just to see some hot pony action. Not that there was much good clop on Tumblr to begin with, nothing but a bunch of trannies trying to fight a social justice war and getting off to furries f***ing dogs.

Let's all get together and talk about our waifus so we won't feel so lonely today. There's only one rule: NO WAIFU BULLYING.

Today is the last day of No Nut November, can you make it until midnight, Anon?

Hiro finally did it, they're separating blue from red boards and /mlp/ has now been sent to the new 4channel domain, because let's face it, 4chan was too confusing. I mean, what did "chan" stand for anyway, am I right? Maybe we can add r/ to the beginning of our board names and spell them out...

Watch us play some s***ty games, get drunk, and progressively closer to wanting to kill ourselves. Enjoy this impromptu s***fest

A crazed Iranian, Trump sycophant Uber driver attempted to kill Twilight Sparkle's voice actress, Tara Strong, by sharing his opinions with her. She was understandably addled by this confrontation, but luckily recorded the assault on her cell phone so she was able to get the driver fired from his...

Secret Santa assignments are out 🎅, we all wrote our waifus in for last Tuesday's election 🗳️, and 4cc is coming up this weekend ⚽. What else is new? As /mlp/ dies a slow and cancerous death, let's troll the board and see what other f**gotry we can find as together we all waltz 🕺 on down that road{N}🛣️ to frie...

The Best Gift Ever was truly the best gift ever. After a tepid pony season that continued the long string of Haber inspired s***ty episodes, this gem of a special was dropped within our aching laps as if it were mana descending upon us. If this were an episode, it would be the best since at least...

Oh s***, it's episode 52, you know what that means right? One year closer to the post FiM series finale suicide pact! 🔫

…and I'm about to break. The penultimate season is finally over, so let's make fun of the s*** show that was the finale. We'll also talk about the episode where Spike got cucked by his dad since we didn't have a chance to during last week's /mlpone/cast. tbh I'm watching the finale right now so I{N...

What if /mlp/odcast and /pone/cast were to come together and do a podcast together? Can this much autism even exist in one place?

The pony show sure has gone to s***, or rather kirins. Why the f*** are they so popular? Are people really that tired of cute pastel horses that they need some new and ugly creature to waifu? This mediocre episode and the reception it got in the community is further evidence of the demise of the...

It's time to dig beneath the school and see what bodi- I mean, treasure – yeah, treasure – is hidden beneath. That's right, we'll be talking ponies. Or, creatures, I guess. Celestia damn it, I just wanna kms.

Let's have fun and scare all you little ghouls and f**gots with a special Nightmare Night livestream. Come join us and let's all be autistic together so we don't feel so alone.

Listen guys, we won't stand for this bullying anymore. We demand you cease it forthwith. lol do I sound like that EFNW cuck or what? Let's all bully him some more lol.