No Hooves Barred

Airs on Luna Radio, Celestia Radio and BronyTV

Your go-to magical horsecast surfing the tides of the ponyvillelive horse network! In this talk show, your intrepid heroes talk pony episodes, their personal highlights of the week, and just about anything else that crosses their path. Watch it, they're a little crazy!

All Episodes (50)

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Ep. 259 - NHB Prime Exclusive!

What a world of news and horseness! In a slightly spiced nutshell, it's a week of emotional Season 9 Demands and a bunch of crazy content thrown in our face courtesy of our listeners. Amo and a returning Shade talk you through the action! Wow!

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Ep. 258 - Ice Cigars and Rollerskates

Look at these fabulous horse heroes, playing with the adult toys while Shade's indisposed! Bleeding's got a mad Takei voice, Amo's got oodles of waifi, and Shelvacu shines a light on the atrocities involved with the letter 'H'! In addition, they cover the little short of sick Twilight and shoot...

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Ep. 257 - Sub-Atomic Butt Monkeys

This week your magical horse friends try to dig into the deep mysteries of the universe. Shade takes his shovel into Street Fighter hax0rz, and what about Amo's waifi? Perhaps the answer lies in our always-engaging pony demands! And when at last everything worth saying's said, 'n all the doings done...

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Ep. 256 - Down the Doughnut Hole

Doughnuts! Noodles returns with some lovely anecdotes and a batch of cinnamon doughnuts! Wow! Look at those doughnuts... are they not the sugary delight you've been looking for? They are, aren't? Right?! I think I'll eat one right now! I bet you'd like to do the same! Mmm.

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Ep. 255 - Clappy Yaffy

Magic and mayhem reign supreme as your horzboiz welcome streampony Shelvacu to join them and yap about his time at Vanhoover! Can you believe it?! In addition to this veritable fountain of contentuals there's also a squirrel writing in for art tips and the controversial topic of cRinGe. Cringy...

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Ep. 254 - Potato Mortz

Could it be true? Will we finally learn the ultimate secrets of existence? It's all about potatoes in this week's No Hooves Barred! We also sneak in a couple of season 9 demands because we're just giving like that!

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Ep. 253 - Burning Caramels Incoming!

Heeyo, your horzefriendz be back in town, y'all! Amo and Shade yap a good bit about what's been keeping them, inform you of various bits of quality entertainment, and then share some stunningly delectable season 9 demands! Ponies!

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Ep. 252 - In a Post-Nipplegate World

Lesbians! Nipples! Your magical horse three jump into the fray with some serious pony discussioneering; unloaded a bucket of season 9 demands, a curious helping of Noodle Bank, a Waifu of the Week, and - naturally, almost certainly and inevitably - a treasure trove of deep, insightful societal...

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Ep. 251 - Otaku Tuesday

Nothing goes wrong, ever. Some things, however, are simply so bad that they're good. Case in point, this beautiful episode of NHB, featuring a return performance of Bleeding Raindrops! Together, your horseboiz catch up and make some season 9 demands.

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Ep. 250 - Funeral for our Sanity

Oh. My. Goodness. 250 episodes and all we get is some balloons? They're not even real balloons! Anyway, Amo and Shade talk nonsense and make some demands for season 9 of the horse show! It's a party y'guyz!

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Ep. 249 - Easy Solutions to Everything

Lacking in your love life? Your horse friends got ya covered! Thanks to some provocative messages, Amo and Shade ease back into things after a week of absence and also cover some of their favourite moments from season 8. Rejoice with your hooves all the way up!

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Ep. 248 - Giftz

What's this? It's Hearth's Warming come early with your horse friends! Together, they go over their favourite cute moments in the new holiday special, as well as babbling about fluffy goat boys and crazy bank randos (that are not as cute). What a gift!

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Ep. 247 - Who's the Scariest Horsey?

Noodles returns so your Magical Horse Three can answer the most important question in pony history! She also talks about work stuff, while Amo dresses up gothic and Shade pretends to be a successful anchormare. Ghastly!

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Ep. 246 - Cosy 'n Crafty

It's finale discussion time, with a full hour dedicated to discussions of (evil) cuteness, (evil) xenophobia, (evil) hellscapes, and even the season as a whole! We answer a veritable treasure trove of emails and messages to cover all bases. It's a thoroughly evil time with your horse boizz!

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Ep. 245 - Ferreting Out the Imposter

Can you believe it? This week we talk dragons: Sludge, Spike, Smolder--all the S dragons, basically! Additionally, Shade drinks beer and Amo did dumb things to report on. It's a show, ya guys!

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Ep. 244 - Expressive Autumn

What fun! It's finally time to talk 'bout some Kirin! Amo also encountered some crazy people - always good fun, those. When all is said and done, your magical horsefriends remind you that the world sucks. Y'know, just to leave you on a high note!

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Ep. 243 - Hoof-Thumbs Up!

Amazing! Your horsebros discuss the Student Six facing their fears underground AND pizzas and cookies. So much dorky horse chatter! Wowie-zowie!

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Ep. 242 - Hard and Rocky

Hide your eyeballs; hide your kids! The NHB horse trio is back at it again, making quick work of Rockhoof's lamentations in the modern world as well as talking about some important real life altercations. Pizzas with erroneous ingredients! Someone's stealing from Jesus! Children get yelled at and...

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Ep. 241 - Washing Out

Lightning Dust gets reckless and so it's time to talk about horseys again! Additionally, Amo chatters about his new job and Shade drinks a beer--Noodles roasts potatoes without a mic! Whoaw!

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Ep. 240 - Wizards & Money

Hurray! Noodles returns with crazy stories from work! Also yay: your ponyfriends mumble about Pinkie's musical prowess! Amo's got a conreport - insofar as he's able to speak! So many exclamation points!

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Ep. 239 - Speed Pizza

That's right! This week your favourite horse friends connect with their love for pizza and their mutual friend interests as supportive friendly friends! Intense dork discussion starts, escalates into pony friendship, and finally reaches its ultimate, inevitable, inexorable crescendo of pizza. Friend...

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Ep. 238 - A Higher Education

How do schools work? Obviously you have to learn everything that's necessary to know from your favourite horsecasters! Amo and Shade take you on a journey that ends up hip 'n squarely in Friendship University (from here on known simply as FU). What a treat!

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Ep. 237 - New Horse Business

Your ponyfriends are back and throw some nuggets of content your way! We've got a brief GalaCon report, some juicy Noodle Banking, horsey news, a new pony episode to discuss, and some insanity at the end. You know you want to prace at this delicious friendship content!

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Ep. 236 - The Summer Special

It's a true summer episode! Theme parks. Games. Cider. The works! Amo played a game; Shade's in heat; your horse friends watched the latest Equestria Girls moviesode! Tune in and catch the latest pony news and ponypony discussionarying.

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Ep. 235 - Space Yam

And yet there's no Michael Jordan in sight! This week Noodles returns with a double helping of banking drama. SCORE! Your favourite horse friends also bring a little news and read a nice anonymous message from the Tambloors, rant about stuff and nipples, and throw glowstix around like the rad kidz...