No Hooves Barred

Airs on Luna Radio, Celestia Radio and BronyTV

Your go-to magical horsecast surfing the tides of the ponyvillelive horse network! In this talk show, your intrepid heroes talk pony episodes, their personal highlights of the week, and just about anything else that crosses their path. Watch it, they're a little crazy!


All Episodes (50)

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Ep. 187 - The Cowmom Honketh

At last it's time to talk about princesses and yaks! Hannah is actually back and treats us to quacks! Hey, that rhymes just perfectly.

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Ep. 186 - Short Episode?

Well, it was supposed to be! With Amo and Hannah out and about, the BGB hops to the rescue and together with Shade she answers a follow-up question from last week. And then... well, these horses kind of sort of spent fourty minutes rambling about pony fanfiction. C'est la Vie.

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Ep. 185 - Proud Horseys

100 minutes of pride month rambling! Shade talks a lot (again). Amo breaks the rating (again). Hannah writes in (again). Noodles hops on to add to the fun, and for a short moment the Boardgame Brony's there as well! It's messy but so edutaining!

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Ep. 184 - The Hat of Honesty

It's rebound week at NHB, bouncing back from those swampy avocado-laden trenches right into some grade-A Applejackery! But we don't sit still, nuh-uh! We look to the future and fantasy-book the big two-hundred and hype up next episode's pride month special, all with an eye on horse quality. Yowza!

Thumbnail May 29, 2017 at 4:07pm
Ep. 183 - Sugar Belle!

Okay, your horses are just incorrigably random this episode. Proceed at your own peril! Avocado tangents abound, and so, so much terrible singing! What would Sugar Belle think about it?

Thumbnail May 22, 2017 at 7:28pm
Ep. 182 - Puppy Wuppy Zippy Sweetie

A short and sweet ep from your horsebros to talk about house-moving equines and Rarity and Sweetie Belle's escapades. How small is too small? What the hell is Zipporwhill's accent? These and other riveting questions are answered in this week's NHB!

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Ep. 181 - Put on Your Rainbow Wig!

Oops! This week we actually talk about the Rainbow Dash episode - next week it's the Rarity one! So, a little out of order courtesy of the different TV schedules, but I'm sure you can cope!

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Ep. 180 - Fest Animuls

Hooves and paws alike! A busy little episode with a bunch of life updates and Fluttershy episode animaling awaits you. All you's gotta do is play it in a safe and comfortable environment and prepare ramen ice cream.

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Ep. 179 - Critical Butt!

Roll for maximum horsecastery! This week the girls go in hiding and there's a bunch of animou nerdery, some handegg jokes, a helping of horse episode, and a lengthy spell of discussion regarding the giving and receiving of critique. Is it good? Is it made out of butts? Tune in and find out!

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Ep. 178 - Creamy Unicorn Juice

It's a talk show. Hurray! Noodles joins us again and the magic horsecast four talk about overpowered pony babies, animou, friendship morality, and, most importantly, review with exceptional accuracy and unerring journalistic objectivity that Starbucks drink.

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Ep. 177 - Don't Sniff Unsolicited Aardvarks

Omigosh! Omigosh! Season 7 of the horseys is finally here! That means Shade gets drunk and Amo zanies it up to match him! Between discussing the two episodes, there's plenty of distractions, including a Hannah report, some Doctor Who, urinating Pokémon, and much more! Yay!

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Ep. 176 - Awesome, Amazing, Smart

We recover from last week's guest by being hyped up by season 7! Which, really, means we just sort of repeat what we have over the past couple of months. (It's been too long without ponies!) But besides this promise of fresh ponies, we also get a relationship question and talk about cartoons we've...

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Ep. 175 - Deejay Ponies and Satan

This week our much anticipated guest horsey EmiLeah finally hopped into our barn-like studio and neighed with us about pony projects and specifically The Vinyl Scratch Tapes. There's also more about horse kissing, because of course there is!

Thumbnail Mar 27, 2017 at 1:54pm
Ep. 174 - More About Horse Kissing

Hey now, it's horse time! Three horseys in the house, and bad rapping aside, they be talking about horse kissing and no-shipping and that pony movie some more. As a bonus, near the end of the show they even look at toys on the interwebs. All quality horsecasting, as you've come to expect from NHB!

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Ep. 173 - Better than Ball

It's promo season this week at the NHB horsing studio! Additionally, there's some pony speculating 'n demanding ahoof and even some Dutch politics relief-sighing. (Yay?)

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Ep. 172 - Modern Music

Shenanigans! Shade brings in a bucket of derpiculties and leads your intrepid horse trio into bad singery. But, woeful as thing are, at least Hannah has successfully returned from the New Mexicos, complete with TSA experience! Finally, way after we've thoroughly dealth with swords, cats, and curry...

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Ep. 171 - Get Your Show On

Time to talk cartoons with your horsebros, particularly the variety with the colourful equines! We are also incorrigably silly and make no excuses!

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Ep. 170 - Cheer Up Horses!

This week your horsecasting trifecta runs amok with good intentions! Besides this injection of positivity, there are motorcyclists aplenty, butt singing, a few season 7 demands, and a whole bunch of quirky messages to read. Yay!

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Ep. 169 - Heart-Shaped Pit to Hell

This week yo boyz be getting feisty with the apple liquor! Amo does it all standing up, 'cause he's dedicated like that. There's robots. There's prizes awarded to us by a listener. There's a Hannah report for the poor ponies who need their weekly dose of Hannah. There's bad singing.

Thumbnail Feb 13, 2017 at 5:40pm
Ep. 168 - Movie Hype

Your horsehorse trio are very excited about the upcoming pony movie! Then they realise that despite this excitement there's not that much to actually talk about quite yet, so it's a quick sprint of an episode this time!

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Ep. 167 - Eggs

My goodness, this show was too handeggy to be streamed live. Tssk, tssk! Amo's besieged and in trouble! Hannah reveals her deep dark Jemima Puddle-Duck past! Shade drinks fake coffee! William Shatner! Lies, deception, and a helpful update regarding the state of the pony fandom!

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Ep. 166 - Intermezzo Pretzel

Oh no, it's yo boiz left to their own devices once again with a swift barrage of cartoon talk and very silly pony ideas. Brace yourself!

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Ep. 165 - All the Listeners

Check it out! Everyone was listening and halfway in s*** exploded--no problem, your horsecasters are there for you, discussing the upcoming season, movie, and reading emails 'n stuff! In the Boardgame Brony Discussion Corner there's even some personal ramblings about the magic friendship horseys we...

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Ep. 164 - Tangent Masterclass

This week Amo and Shade stall for time in an exclusive whirlwind of educationary tales! Learn more about genies, horse buttholes, and Team Waifu Classic with the horsebro duo!

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Ep. 163 - 'Hooves' is our Middle Name

With the girls out of the proverbial town, Amo and Shade are left to their own terrible devices. Besides these silly tidbits, however, this show also features rambling about pony names and a big bunch of season 7 demands!