No Hooves Barred

Airs on Luna Radio, Celestia Radio and BronyTV

Your go-to magical horsecast surfing the tides of the ponyvillelive horse network! In this talk show, your intrepid heroes talk pony episodes, their personal highlights of the week, and just about anything else that crosses their path. Watch it, they're a little crazy!


All Episodes (50)

Thumbnail Apr 22, 2019 at 8:40am
Ep. 266 - HRRUIRHGH

Can your horsefriends handle the heat of dragons? Can they shine a light on the Elements of the Student Six, as well as the brand new siblingerrific horse episode? While some ponies are conventioneering and Disneylanding, Amo and Shade try their best! Hell, they even start again when they think it...

Thumbnail Apr 15, 2019 at 10:41am
Ep. 265 - Uprooting the Truth

Oh wow, it's been a week, y'guys! And after yapping about Homestuck and Wrestling for a little bit, Amo and Shade ease you into the horse content by reading a letter concerning Sombra's appearance the week before. Continuity! The real question, however, arises when they discuss in earnest the matter...

Thumbnail Apr 9, 2019 at 7:43am
Ep. 264 - Horses Kick Ass

Finally Amo and Shade get into the season 9 openers and a helping of Equestria Girls! This week they share not only in an abundance of pony-horseys, but also in the compelling powers of waifi and educational material regarding the origins of ninja ass kickery! It's a miraculously unbridled No Hooves...

Thumbnail Apr 1, 2019 at 12:43pm
Ep. 263 - Journey to Horseshoesalem

Things don't go exactly according to plan on this week's magical NHB broadcast! We... try to talk about Eggggggirls, burn the house down with the very last seasonal demands, and cover the magical imaginations of a Student Six spinoff show! It's all in good taste. Some of the time.

Thumbnail Mar 18, 2019 at 1:38pm
Ep. 262 - Look Out! A Distraction!

Stay distracted with your go-to magical horse friends! Amo and Shade yap you through some cosplay and pony questions and serve you sock contentuals the likes the world has never seen - or heard - before! Unbelievable. In addition to that, there's a long list of potential distractions for you to...

Thumbnail Mar 11, 2019 at 12:22pm
Ep. 261 - We Love You, Noodle-Chan!

Check out this 1337 content cache your favourite magical horse friends have cooked up for you! Whether it's egg girls, hug pillows, or season 9 musings you're after, they've got you covered! And what's that? In the midst of all this deliciously yum-tastic rambling a wild Noodle appears! Wowieeee!!

Thumbnail Mar 4, 2019 at 12:57pm
Ep. 260 - Real Equestrian Heroes

It's GI Know against Arboc - hide your children! There's Pokémon stuff, a season 9 trailer, and plenty of generation 5 discussion ahoof with your magical horsefriends! Will you tune in for the educational (mis)information?

Thumbnail Feb 18, 2019 at 1:14pm
Ep. 259 - NHB Prime Exclusive!

What a world of news and horseness! In a slightly spiced nutshell, it's a week of emotional Season 9 Demands and a bunch of crazy content thrown in our face courtesy of our listeners. Amo and a returning Shade talk you through the action! Wow!

Thumbnail Feb 12, 2019 at 2:25pm
Ep. 258 - Ice Cigars and Rollerskates

Look at these fabulous horse heroes, playing with the adult toys while Shade's indisposed! Bleeding's got a mad Takei voice, Amo's got oodles of waifi, and Shelvacu shines a light on the atrocities involved with the letter 'H'! In addition, they cover the little short of sick Twilight and shoot...

Thumbnail Feb 4, 2019 at 3:07pm
Ep. 257 - Sub-Atomic Butt Monkeys

This week your magical horse friends try to dig into the deep mysteries of the universe. Shade takes his shovel into Street Fighter hax0rz, and what about Amo's waifi? Perhaps the answer lies in our always-engaging pony demands! And when at last everything worth saying's said, 'n all the doings done...

Thumbnail Jan 28, 2019 at 1:52pm
Ep. 256 - Down the Doughnut Hole

Doughnuts! Noodles returns with some lovely anecdotes and a batch of cinnamon doughnuts! Wow! Look at those doughnuts... are they not the sugary delight you've been looking for? They are, aren't? Right?! I think I'll eat one right now! I bet you'd like to do the same! Mmm.

Thumbnail Jan 21, 2019 at 4:17pm
Ep. 255 - Clappy Yaffy

Magic and mayhem reign supreme as your horzboiz welcome streampony Shelvacu to join them and yap about his time at Vanhoover! Can you believe it?! In addition to this veritable fountain of contentuals there's also a squirrel writing in for art tips and the controversial topic of cRinGe. Cringy...

Thumbnail Jan 14, 2019 at 9:49am
Ep. 254 - Potato Mortz

Could it be true? Will we finally learn the ultimate secrets of existence? It's all about potatoes in this week's No Hooves Barred! We also sneak in a couple of season 9 demands because we're just giving like that!

Thumbnail Jan 7, 2019 at 10:51am
Ep. 253 - Burning Caramels Incoming!

Heeyo, your horzefriendz be back in town, y'all! Amo and Shade yap a good bit about what's been keeping them, inform you of various bits of quality entertainment, and then share some stunningly delectable season 9 demands! Ponies!

Thumbnail Dec 10, 2018 at 4:53pm
Ep. 252 - In a Post-Nipplegate World

Lesbians! Nipples! Your magical horse three jump into the fray with some serious pony discussioneering; unloaded a bucket of season 9 demands, a curious helping of Noodle Bank, a Waifu of the Week, and - naturally, almost certainly and inevitably - a treasure trove of deep, insightful societal...

Thumbnail Dec 3, 2018 at 5:20pm
Ep. 251 - Otaku Tuesday

Nothing goes wrong, ever. Some things, however, are simply so bad that they're good. Case in point, this beautiful episode of NHB, featuring a return performance of Bleeding Raindrops! Together, your horseboiz catch up and make some season 9 demands.

Thumbnail Nov 26, 2018 at 10:17am
Ep. 250 - Funeral for our Sanity

Oh. My. Goodness. 250 episodes and all we get is some balloons? They're not even real balloons! Anyway, Amo and Shade talk nonsense and make some demands for season 9 of the horse show! It's a party y'guyz!

Thumbnail Nov 19, 2018 at 10:19am
Ep. 249 - Easy Solutions to Everything

Lacking in your love life? Your horse friends got ya covered! Thanks to some provocative messages, Amo and Shade ease back into things after a week of absence and also cover some of their favourite moments from season 8. Rejoice with your hooves all the way up!

Thumbnail Nov 5, 2018 at 1:42pm
Ep. 248 - Giftz

What's this? It's Hearth's Warming come early with your horse friends! Together, they go over their favourite cute moments in the new holiday special, as well as babbling about fluffy goat boys and crazy bank randos (that are not as cute). What a gift!

Thumbnail Oct 29, 2018 at 12:25pm
Ep. 247 - Who's the Scariest Horsey?

Noodles returns so your Magical Horse Three can answer the most important question in pony history! She also talks about work stuff, while Amo dresses up gothic and Shade pretends to be a successful anchormare. Ghastly!

Thumbnail Oct 22, 2018 at 5:50pm
Ep. 246 - Cosy 'n Crafty

It's finale discussion time, with a full hour dedicated to discussions of (evil) cuteness, (evil) xenophobia, (evil) hellscapes, and even the season as a whole! We answer a veritable treasure trove of emails and messages to cover all bases. It's a thoroughly evil time with your horse boizz!

Thumbnail Oct 15, 2018 at 9:40am
Ep. 245 - Ferreting Out the Imposter

Can you believe it? This week we talk dragons: Sludge, Spike, Smolder--all the S dragons, basically! Additionally, Shade drinks beer and Amo did dumb things to report on. It's a show, ya guys!

Thumbnail Oct 8, 2018 at 10:18am
Ep. 244 - Expressive Autumn

What fun! It's finally time to talk 'bout some Kirin! Amo also encountered some crazy people - always good fun, those. When all is said and done, your magical horsefriends remind you that the world sucks. Y'know, just to leave you on a high note!

Thumbnail Oct 1, 2018 at 8:53am
Ep. 243 - Hoof-Thumbs Up!

Amazing! Your horsebros discuss the Student Six facing their fears underground AND pizzas and cookies. So much dorky horse chatter! Wowie-zowie!

Thumbnail Sep 24, 2018 at 9:05am
Ep. 242 - Hard and Rocky

Hide your eyeballs; hide your kids! The NHB horse trio is back at it again, making quick work of Rockhoof's lamentations in the modern world as well as talking about some important real life altercations. Pizzas with erroneous ingredients! Someone's stealing from Jesus! Children get yelled at and...