No Hooves Barred

Airs on Luna Radio, Celestia Radio and BronyTV

Your go-to magical horsecast surfing the tides of the ponyvillelive horse network! In this talk show, your intrepid heroes talk pony episodes, their personal highlights of the week, and just about anything else that crosses their path. Watch it, they're a little crazy!


All Episodes (50)

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Ep. 284 - Vicariously Horse

It's all over: the end is utterly, totally... neigh. Get it? Horses! This week, at the decidedly lustrous dawn of a new era, your go-to magical horsecast discuss the final episodes of the tiny horsefriend show. Spoiler: we really liked it!

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Ep. 283 - Bleps Before the End

Indeed, there is an inordinate amount of blepping in the air tonight as your go-to magical horsecast prepares for the ending of the MLP generation as we know it. There's a wedding we go through first, with long and heated arguments - it's all very serious, I assure you. We also have news and...

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Ep. 282 - We Do Adult

What a beautiful embarkment: poopsacks aplenty as Amo dates deer and Shade's mind finally breaks down entirely in trying to decrypt the latest horse episode. It's certainly a little sketchy, but is it more fun than tax season? We'll settle on a resounding PROBABLY!

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Ep. 281 - Wink Wonk

Love yourself: the horsecast. Join your multi-coloured equine heroes as they ruminate the True Nature of Daring Do and elaborate on Trixie's expert noseboops! 'tis a beautiful time to be horse-alive!

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Ep. 280 - Everything Falls Apart

Or is it just another episode of your go-to magical horsecast? Possibly! This week Amo and Shade discuss the fantabulous return of Gabby and the perhaps not so overwhelmingly impressive happenstance of Angel and Fluttershy switching bodies. What is impressive is that they're somehow still talking...

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Ep. 279 - Enjoy Your Chest Today!

This week your go-to magical equine pony horsey cast returns with a bangful explosionary boom-bam! Amo went to an animouhentaiuwu convention and as such makes our show twice as yafftastic and boobiful as it should be. There are also two horse episodes to talk about and some horsedrama as we try to...

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Ep. 278 - Horse Explorer

Wowie zowie! Amo saw a movie! Shade has Dash opinions! Your go-to magical horsecast has a pony episode to discuss and a BronyCon report to get into! We have lots of short sentences tailored to excited punctuation! You're welcome!

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Ep. 277 - The Many Flavours of Yaff

Of all the majestic miracles that await you, faithful listener of THE go-to magical horsecast, the most miraculous majesty of all is that of horsecon reports! In the season of such delectables, it so happens to be that there's a new episode of pone as well! Be in awe as we grab our sandwiches and...

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Ep. 276 - Big Old Storm of Pony

This week we recover from the Pointless Questionvaganza, but guess what? Amo's caught in a monsoon and our streamhorsey Apex has to step up to the plate with a good helping of content, requiring us to discuss the character journeys of our favourite horse friends. Additionally, what with Amo's...

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Ep. 275 - Pointless Questionvaganza!

For this momentuous milestonial miracle we go all in by answering all sorts of questions! Some stuff goes wrong and we go on a number of quirky tangents - it's the true NHB experience, except at least 25% less bridled and 15% more lewd! Expect the worst and pray pointlessly for things to get better!

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Ep. 274 - Harder, Dashie!

Flop around with your favourite go-to magical horsecast, once again with a relatively short episode! Inside, you'll find a riveting discourse regarding the horse movie special Rainbow Roadtrip, as well as a bunch of potential Amo waifi! In addition, Shade is apparently a walrus. 10/10; would...

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Ep. 273 - Hot Horse

Things are a little slow and spaced out with your horse hosts Amo and Shade this week, but can we blame them? We, the horseletariat hereby do decree that this is most perfectly acceptable behavior when it's bucking hot! These hot horse heroes take time out of their lives to answer a Tambloor...

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Ep. 272 - Angry Tea Time

All that anger needs to be converted into power! Listen to your horsefriends Amo and Shade to figure out how to use darkness to complete your work more efficiently! In addition to two full horse episodes to cover, they'll also talk about buff monsters and Splatfest, so there's nary a chance to...

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Ep. 271 - Adventures of Sleepy Boi

Grab an apple and listen to your favourite horse three! With your NHB pony pals you will discover all about angry republicans, experience true pride, and learn how to live with your past dumb-self! Neeeigh!

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Ep. 270 - You Gotta Get With My Friends

Get with your enemy-friendly horseys of NHB! With two episodes on the docket, there is an abundance of horse- and dragon discussioneering! Rawrrrrrr!

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Ep. 269 - The Power of Sprouts

This week your go-to magical horsecast features a returning Noodle salad, a poké-Amo, and a sick little Shade. Together they discuss various Yak things and cover the potential for a fan-made horse show. There's also information with regard to the pilfering of bank vaults - just in case you're{...

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Ep. 268 - Not Live

All the seatbelts are off: Shade does drugs; Amo has a can of flat Sprite, and most importantly, nopony knows what it's even about anymore! Thankfully there's a pony episode to talk about, or these two buffoons would've horsed around the whole way through. Tssk, tssk.

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Ep. 267 - Bae Area Cloptacular

Ahooooy! Shelvacu's got a con report, Shade's got a cold, and Amo has a dirty, dirty habit! In this extra-long, extra-hard edition of your favourite magical horsecast, there's ample Twilighting, waifification, a Phano mail, and morrrre! It's enough to make you go "AHH! XD" all the way through the...

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Ep. 266 - HRRUIRHGH

Can your horsefriends handle the heat of dragons? Can they shine a light on the Elements of the Student Six, as well as the brand new siblingerrific horse episode? While some ponies are conventioneering and Disneylanding, Amo and Shade try their best! Hell, they even start again when they think it...

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Ep. 265 - Uprooting the Truth

Oh wow, it's been a week, y'guys! And after yapping about Homestuck and Wrestling for a little bit, Amo and Shade ease you into the horse content by reading a letter concerning Sombra's appearance the week before. Continuity! The real question, however, arises when they discuss in earnest the matter...

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Ep. 264 - Horses Kick Ass

Finally Amo and Shade get into the season 9 openers and a helping of Equestria Girls! This week they share not only in an abundance of pony-horseys, but also in the compelling powers of waifi and educational material regarding the origins of ninja ass kickery! It's a miraculously unbridled No Hooves...

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Ep. 263 - Journey to Horseshoesalem

Things don't go exactly according to plan on this week's magical NHB broadcast! We... try to talk about Eggggggirls, burn the house down with the very last seasonal demands, and cover the magical imaginations of a Student Six spinoff show! It's all in good taste. Some of the time.

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Ep. 262 - Look Out! A Distraction!

Stay distracted with your go-to magical horse friends! Amo and Shade yap you through some cosplay and pony questions and serve you sock contentuals the likes the world has never seen - or heard - before! Unbelievable. In addition to that, there's a long list of potential distractions for you to...

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Ep. 261 - We Love You, Noodle-Chan!

Check out this 1337 content cache your favourite magical horse friends have cooked up for you! Whether it's egg girls, hug pillows, or season 9 musings you're after, they've got you covered! And what's that? In the midst of all this deliciously yum-tastic rambling a wild Noodle appears! Wowieeee!!

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Ep. 260 - Real Equestrian Heroes

It's GI Know against Arboc - hide your children! There's Pokémon stuff, a season 9 trailer, and plenty of generation 5 discussion ahoof with your magical horsefriends! Will you tune in for the educational (mis)information?