No Hooves Barred

Airs on Luna Radio, Celestia Radio and BronyTV

Your go-to magical horsecast surfing the tides of the ponyvillelive horse network! In this talk show, your intrepid heroes talk pony episodes, their personal highlights of the week, and just about anything else that crosses their path. Watch it, they're a little crazy!


All Episodes (50)

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Ep. 164 - Tangent Masterclass

This week Amo and Shade stall for time in an exclusive whirlwind of educationary tales! Learn more about genies, horse buttholes, and Team Waifu Classic with the horsebro duo!

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Ep. 163 - 'Hooves' is our Middle Name

With the girls out of the proverbial town, Amo and Shade are left to their own terrible devices. Besides these silly tidbits, however, this show also features rambling about pony names and a big bunch of season 7 demands!

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Ep. 161 - We're not very Festive

And we're not sorry either! Regardless, this week Hannah and Shade invite some bikers over and have a little chat. Santa robs a bank. 2016 kind of sucked. Jesus' unbirthing. That sort of stuff.

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Ep. 162 - Black and Moldy and Evil

It's more 'The Year is Over' mayhem from your majestic horsecasting quartet! We read emails, bring back the season x demands for the upcoming 7th season of FiM, talk handegg, doughnuts, and much more!

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Ep. 160 - Cloud Chaser's Hair and Other Visual Artistry

It's actually 160! And it's all about art! Well, almost; we also chatter about Steven Universe, hear from Hannah, and read a truckload of emails and various opinions 'n thingdings from ponular artists and art appreciators. We're very fortunate. Also mildly loopy.

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Ep. 159 - Jellyfish Tits

This episode goes way off the rails, so we're not even sure which station to head to - certainly it's not episode 160 jusssst yet. Regarding the breast implant matters, however, we hope to nip it in the bud or at least keep you abreast of future transgressions. What else do we talk about? Something...

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Ep. 158 - Shenanigannary

Check it out, my little ponies! It's the full gang with bonus Noodles stories about Thanksgiving (the rest of our stories just don't compare). When we're done with that we go back to pony rambling for a bit and answer a pair of tambloor asks. The ultimate coup-de-disgrace occurs right at the end...

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Ep. 157 - Burn Down the Stables

After a brief handegg and wrestling tidbit, Amo and Shade talk D&D and the concept of 'coming out' as a brony. We surprise ourselves a little bit with our findings, but don't worry: we completely lose it shortly after and talk crap for the remainder of the show. We're easily amused like that.

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Ep. 156 - Look! A Distraction!

This week we do our best to distract you for just a little while. There's butts, sports, toys, movies, and that horse show we all know and love. Hug a pony and listen in!

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Ep. 155 - The Episode where Amo has to Pee Really Bad at some Point

Your favourite horsecasters frolic around for about an hour, yapping about merchandise and reading Noodles' con report. It's nothing special, but each and every single NHB episode is a work of art all the same.

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Ep. 154 - Ooooh Ooooooooooh

Can anypony handle this much unbridled horse spook? Impossible! In addition to the much hyped ghost story quarter-hour we also talk about screennames and season 6. It's absolutely ghastly!

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Ep. 153 - Trixie has Great Hair

Behold! Hannah returns and is tired! I'm sure everyone's excited about that, but Shade can't stop talking about Trixie's hair. Don't believe the lies that say there'll be an all-encompassing season six discussion either, because Trixie's hair is just amazing. At least there's a short writing...

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Ep. 152 - Horses Give Better

Would you like to know how Bronies For Good picks its charities and makes sure they're not woefully lacking and/or corrupt? And what is it like to be effectively charitable, anyway? Princess Telofy is over to basically talk for an hour about all this and more. Be prepared to be edumacated!

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Ep. 151 - A Long Ramble of Horses

It's a nice sloppy round of horse talk with Shade and the Boardgame Brony! What better horse talk is there, truly? If you like random character arc rambling and such this is an episode just for you. And only you. No one else.

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Ep. 150 - A Glimmer of Ghost

Sure, the hallmark milestone spectacle that is episode 150 could have been so much more had it not been hindered by technical derpiculties (and Windows 10), but that would've been cheating! You deserve a more authentic rendition, in part made possible by helpful listener Shelvacu. Thanks!

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Ep. 149 - Steaming Brown Noodles

What a way to welcome Noodles back into the frothy broth that is NHB! We start things out with important world news regarding horse poop and segway seamlessly into this week's ponysode and several more educational tangents!

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Ep. 148 - Multiple Painful Nipples

Check out our full assortment of horsecasters as they make a butt out of themselves (and each other--and you!), discussing cute gryphons and a plentiful helping of abs and boobs. Not much else this week, as there's no emails or messages this time around, making it a fairly short endeavour. If you...

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Ep. 147 - Sportsball Special

My goodness what a pleasant content explosion! Amo comforts you concerning Youtube's future; Shade forgets Hemingway's name; who's your favourite Planeteer? But most importantly, this week's episode features nearly fourty minutes of meaningless sports babble! Huzzah.

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NHB Minicast03 featuring Dragenda

It's Shade pretending to be an interviewer and bringing it to the creator of the Ace Pony blog! We talk about the conception and the reception; asexual representation and cake.

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Ep. 146 - Is it Over Yet?!

This week we push the rating all the way into cringe town. We just don't care. We start with the important questions of the world - where did the cool S come from? Which letter should take the place of the LGBT title? How do we finish a project? AND OH MY GOODNESS WHEN ARE WE FINALLY DONE?!

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Ep. 145 - Changeling Buzz

No need to change this formula! Your favourite horsecaster trio answers a bunch of tambloor messages, read an Undertale e-mail, and talk about this week's very Spikey episode!

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Ep. 144 - Magic is Poop

This week Amo and Shade disagree on just about every part of Rainbow Dash's latest adventure. That's okay though, there's also some convention stuff to talk about and there's a major breakthrough on the matter of poop in My Little Pony. Obviously, nopony needs to tell you that this episode of No...

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Ep. 143 - Having Tea with Daring Do

What a glorious get-together we've got this week: Hannah get bonus job! Shade receive Galacon report! Amo puzzle Batman!

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Ep. 142 - Are there Mares on the Internet?

It's just Shade and special guest Keystroke tonight, talking about horse dating and becoming a Pokémon master at his website ponycrush.com. There's also some pony news at the end, but you'll have to make it through an entire bowl of spaghetti first. Can you do it?

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Ep. 141 - Back in the Saddle

A kind-of regular type episode again! Woohoo! Check out how normal it is! Discussions! News! Exclusives! Everything! WHOAW.