No Hooves Barred

Airs on Luna Radio, Celestia Radio and BronyTV

Your go-to magical horsecast surfing the tides of the ponyvillelive horse network! In this talk show, your intrepid heroes talk pony episodes, their personal highlights of the week, and just about anything else that crosses their path. Watch it, they're a little crazy!

All Episodes (50)

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Ep. 177 - Don't Sniff Unsolicited Aardvarks

Omigosh! Omigosh! Season 7 of the horseys is finally here! That means Shade gets drunk and Amo zanies it up to match him! Between discussing the two episodes, there's plenty of distractions, including a Hannah report, some Doctor Who, urinating Pokémon, and much more! Yay!

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Ep. 176 - Awesome, Amazing, Smart

We recover from last week's guest by being hyped up by season 7! Which, really, means we just sort of repeat what we have over the past couple of months. (It's been too long without ponies!) But besides this promise of fresh ponies, we also get a relationship question and talk about cartoons we've...

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Ep. 175 - Deejay Ponies and Satan

This week our much anticipated guest horsey EmiLeah finally hopped into our barn-like studio and neighed with us about pony projects and specifically The Vinyl Scratch Tapes. There's also more about horse kissing, because of course there is!

Thumbnail Mar 27, 2017 at 1:54pm
Ep. 174 - More About Horse Kissing

Hey now, it's horse time! Three horseys in the house, and bad rapping aside, they be talking about horse kissing and no-shipping and that pony movie some more. As a bonus, near the end of the show they even look at toys on the interwebs. All quality horsecasting, as you've come to expect from NHB!

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Ep. 173 - Better than Ball

It's promo season this week at the NHB horsing studio! Additionally, there's some pony speculating 'n demanding ahoof and even some Dutch politics relief-sighing. (Yay?)

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Ep. 172 - Modern Music

Shenanigans! Shade brings in a bucket of derpiculties and leads your intrepid horse trio into bad singery. But, woeful as thing are, at least Hannah has successfully returned from the New Mexicos, complete with TSA experience! Finally, way after we've thoroughly dealth with swords, cats, and curry...

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Ep. 171 - Get Your Show On

Time to talk cartoons with your horsebros, particularly the variety with the colourful equines! We are also incorrigably silly and make no excuses!

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Ep. 170 - Cheer Up Horses!

This week your horsecasting trifecta runs amok with good intentions! Besides this injection of positivity, there are motorcyclists aplenty, butt singing, a few season 7 demands, and a whole bunch of quirky messages to read. Yay!

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Ep. 169 - Heart-Shaped Pit to Hell

This week yo boyz be getting feisty with the apple liquor! Amo does it all standing up, 'cause he's dedicated like that. There's robots. There's prizes awarded to us by a listener. There's a Hannah report for the poor ponies who need their weekly dose of Hannah. There's bad singing.

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Ep. 168 - Movie Hype

Your horsehorse trio are very excited about the upcoming pony movie! Then they realise that despite this excitement there's not that much to actually talk about quite yet, so it's a quick sprint of an episode this time!

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Ep. 167 - Eggs

My goodness, this show was too handeggy to be streamed live. Tssk, tssk! Amo's besieged and in trouble! Hannah reveals her deep dark Jemima Puddle-Duck past! Shade drinks fake coffee! William Shatner! Lies, deception, and a helpful update regarding the state of the pony fandom!

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Ep. 166 - Intermezzo Pretzel

Oh no, it's yo boiz left to their own devices once again with a swift barrage of cartoon talk and very silly pony ideas. Brace yourself!

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Ep. 165 - All the Listeners

Check it out! Everyone was listening and halfway in s*** exploded--no problem, your horsecasters are there for you, discussing the upcoming season, movie, and reading emails 'n stuff! In the Boardgame Brony Discussion Corner there's even some personal ramblings about the magic friendship horseys we...

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Ep. 164 - Tangent Masterclass

This week Amo and Shade stall for time in an exclusive whirlwind of educationary tales! Learn more about genies, horse buttholes, and Team Waifu Classic with the horsebro duo!

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Ep. 163 - 'Hooves' is our Middle Name

With the girls out of the proverbial town, Amo and Shade are left to their own terrible devices. Besides these silly tidbits, however, this show also features rambling about pony names and a big bunch of season 7 demands!

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Ep. 161 - We're not very Festive

And we're not sorry either! Regardless, this week Hannah and Shade invite some bikers over and have a little chat. Santa robs a bank. 2016 kind of sucked. Jesus' unbirthing. That sort of stuff.

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Ep. 162 - Black and Moldy and Evil

It's more 'The Year is Over' mayhem from your majestic horsecasting quartet! We read emails, bring back the season x demands for the upcoming 7th season of FiM, talk handegg, doughnuts, and much more!

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Ep. 160 - Cloud Chaser's Hair and Other Visual Artistry

It's actually 160! And it's all about art! Well, almost; we also chatter about Steven Universe, hear from Hannah, and read a truckload of emails and various opinions 'n thingdings from ponular artists and art appreciators. We're very fortunate. Also mildly loopy.

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Ep. 159 - Jellyfish Tits

This episode goes way off the rails, so we're not even sure which station to head to - certainly it's not episode 160 jusssst yet. Regarding the breast implant matters, however, we hope to nip it in the bud or at least keep you abreast of future transgressions. What else do we talk about? Something...

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Ep. 158 - Shenanigannary

Check it out, my little ponies! It's the full gang with bonus Noodles stories about Thanksgiving (the rest of our stories just don't compare). When we're done with that we go back to pony rambling for a bit and answer a pair of tambloor asks. The ultimate coup-de-disgrace occurs right at the end...

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Ep. 157 - Burn Down the Stables

After a brief handegg and wrestling tidbit, Amo and Shade talk D&D and the concept of 'coming out' as a brony. We surprise ourselves a little bit with our findings, but don't worry: we completely lose it shortly after and talk crap for the remainder of the show. We're easily amused like that.

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Ep. 156 - Look! A Distraction!

This week we do our best to distract you for just a little while. There's butts, sports, toys, movies, and that horse show we all know and love. Hug a pony and listen in!

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Ep. 155 - The Episode where Amo has to Pee Really Bad at some Point

Your favourite horsecasters frolic around for about an hour, yapping about merchandise and reading Noodles' con report. It's nothing special, but each and every single NHB episode is a work of art all the same.

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Ep. 154 - Ooooh Ooooooooooh

Can anypony handle this much unbridled horse spook? Impossible! In addition to the much hyped ghost story quarter-hour we also talk about screennames and season 6. It's absolutely ghastly!

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Ep. 153 - Trixie has Great Hair

Behold! Hannah returns and is tired! I'm sure everyone's excited about that, but Shade can't stop talking about Trixie's hair. Don't believe the lies that say there'll be an all-encompassing season six discussion either, because Trixie's hair is just amazing. At least there's a short writing...