No Hooves Barred

Airs on Luna Radio, Celestia Radio and BronyTV

Your go-to magical horsecast surfing the tides of the ponyvillelive horse network! In this talk show, your intrepid heroes talk pony episodes, their personal highlights of the week, and just about anything else that crosses their path. Watch it, they're a little crazy!


All Episodes (50)

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Ep. 227 - Gothic Laughter

Check it out! Amo and Shade babble about a great Starlight episode (shocker!) and fandom misconceptions, as well as answering some silly questions and reading some exciting horse news.

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Ep. 226 - Twilight's a Dingleberry

Check it out! Soundcloud’s all derp and a-yaff with buggybuggy today, so you’re getting the episode in this fantastical presentation that now looms before you! But that does not stop your horse hero three from traipsing through waifi, Celestia’s acting forays, a Noodlebank installment, and several{N}qui...

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Ep. 225 - The Shayliliquy

What's that? Amo's dogging and Noodles is slaying essays? Not to worry, Shade can do everything all by himself! Well, at least just this once he rambles and refers to himself in the third person as he reads a bunch of emails and news updates, now and then touching upon pony content in this short 'n...

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Ep. 224 - Yaff

Learn almost everything about Trixie's parents and seaweed in this week's NHB! Taxes! Old people! Smelly people! Relaxation techniques! All of this and more from your favourite magical equine hosts!

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Ep. 223 - Cocaine Waifi

While Noodles is away for important noodling, Amo and Shade give their proverbial change on this week's Fluttersode, ramble about fireworks and drug dungeons (well, okay, not really), and even make bold statements - bold I say! - concerning conflicts and lollipops. Sure, they may be in physical...

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Ep. 222 - No Hooves Barred

Let's talk about Maud's boyyyyyyfriend with your favourite horsefriends! This week, you're served a fantastic episode discussion, some poop news, Noodles' latest work anecdote, Amo's waifu of the week, an email about the latest Tails of Equestria assets, some shenanigan-heavy questions, and more...

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Ep. 221 - The Ponies are Back in Town

Oh My Celestia! Can you feel it?! Season 8 is there, and of course your horsebros are gonna talk you through the afterglow! Noodles joins Amo and Shade via email, and we also have a couple of other emails and questions and bits of news! Have a sandwich!

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Ep. 220 - Poli-Socio Musings Regarding Representation and Racism, the Essay

What's wrong with ya horseboiz? A more-than-ridonkulous ramblefest from Amo and Shade, two white guys who's opinions on the wider issues in life are of obvious merit. In the meantime, season 8 is almost upon us, and after a tangent-heavy discourse on the recent happenings in their lives, the...

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Ep. 219 - Dragon Fruit

Your horsefriends are back in full force this week with merchandise news, pony crossovers, a bunch of write-in questions, and more! Huzzah! What Herculean horse heroics!

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Ep. 218.5 - The Amonologue

Wait, what is this? It's a semi-canonical ramble session featuring all of the Amo, all of the time! Whoaw! Listen in awe as he says stuff about the latest EqG episode (spoilers!) and talks at great length about ramen and even educates everypony on how to date a Fluttershy!

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Ep. 218 - Spilling Beans

On this fateful episode of NHB three horseys discuss mad work- and activism stuff, as well as loading a true conreport onto your face-ears, courtesy of last weekend's Hearth's Warming Con! Ain't that nice? As a bonus, there's a brief ramble about Them's Fighting Herds near the end, but really you...

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Ep. 217 - Handy Poop Veins

Check out this endless parade of rambling! It's quite impressive indeed. Joining us for the first half-hour is Noodles, educating us about money as we all sit down for some Work Woes anecdotes. After that we roll into a bucketful of Season 8 Demands and talk about all manner of stuff-things, equine...

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Ep. 216 - The Game is Rigged!

Wow, what a lengthy ramble of an episode! Amo and Shade spend a total of 90 minutes going over their weeks, incidental pony appearances, a bunch of meaningless statistics, and a delightful follow-up from last week, not only including positive news, but also a whole host of silly and hoof-heavy...

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Ep. 215 - The Decision

Your horsefriends have news and discussion this week. They bring you coming out tips, some salacious season 8 demands and additional preposterous pony product! And, you know what? Your fabulous horsehosts are not only diverse and multi-talented, but they even put a joke in there somewhere that...

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Ep. 214 - Salad Days

So much random content this week. You'll just have to learn to love it! A smidgen of ponying is mixed in to add spicy flavour. Enjoy this horsecast with a complementary dose of Amo's special sauce!

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Ep. 213 - More!

Just that: more questions and answers, more silly tidbits and upsetting customers in this week's horsecast! Amo flirts in Japanese; Hannah had a pizza; Shade actually doesn't know what he's doing. Beyond that, however, they push a few minor pony characters into the limelight they deserve. Tell a...

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Ep. 206 - Delicious Vampirism

Oh hey, the band's back together... kind of. Your fabulous horse hosts chat nonsense and briefly throw together some talking points about the season 7 finale. So horsey.

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Ep. 212 - Questions and Apples

Also answers in the first episode of the new year! The honourably quarrelsome horse quartet is rested and ready to answer questions from the internet. Huzzah! Find out what triggers us in the MLP fandom, what non-pony things we really like, and also what next big horse mystery we'd like to see...

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Ep. 211 - Sometimes You Just Have to Put People Down

It's a laid back episode with two of your yappiest horsecasters, Amo and Shade! As the season gets chaotic and the universe itself becomes an unreliable tangle of nebulity, still the NHB power hour is there with season 8 demands, an update from Hannah, a write-in pony origin story, political...

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Ep. 210 - These are our Demands

Wow, do your horsefriends have demands or what? Totally they do, yout bet! Thanks to a whole bunch of mail we serve up multiple courses of hot, steamy horse suggestions in this week's episode of NHB. Praise the horselords!

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Ep. 209 - We Make the Rules

Your horsefriends get a little bit out of control on this week's NHB, but that's how we like it! After some educational tidbits we have demands. Strong demands.

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Ep. 208 - Premium Review

It's season 7 overview time, going over some of the highlights and lowlights! Before this long-awaited magnificence, why don't you have yourself a feisty impression of our Thanksgiving experiences coupled with some steamy off-topic bants? It's what you really really want!

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Ep. 207 - Pass the Coke

Your fabulous fave-four horse heroes banter about important life issues such as taxes and doctors and bagels and then get to the nitty gritty and fantasize about movie ponies featuring in season 8 of the horseshow. But that's not all! It turns out we're true masters of social commentary and tambloor...

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Ep. 205 - Spooky Fruities

Superspooky! Bank stories with Noodles, Amo ships horses, and Shade sticks stickers! Can it get scarier than that? Well, we also cover episode 24, empathising with Starlight being such a weirdpone!

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Ep. 204 - Chocolate Doughnut Holes

With Hannah on spooky wedding island, Noodles hops in to chatter about her new jawb. In addition, your horsebois go over the movie a little more and read a couple of very nice messages. Radical!