No Hooves Barred

Airs on Luna Radio, Celestia Radio and BronyTV

Your go-to magical horsecast surfing the tides of the ponyvillelive horse network! In this talk show, your intrepid heroes talk pony episodes, their personal highlights of the week, and just about anything else that crosses their path. Watch it, they're a little crazy!

All Episodes (50)

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Ep. 241 - Washing Out

Lightning Dust gets reckless and so it's time to talk about horseys again! Additionally, Amo chatters about his new job and Shade drinks a beer--Noodles roasts potatoes without a mic! Whoaw!

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Ep. 240 - Wizards & Money

Hurray! Noodles returns with crazy stories from work! Also yay: your ponyfriends mumble about Pinkie's musical prowess! Amo's got a conreport - insofar as he's able to speak! So many exclamation points!

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Ep. 239 - Speed Pizza

That's right! This week your favourite horse friends connect with their love for pizza and their mutual friend interests as supportive friendly friends! Intense dork discussion starts, escalates into pony friendship, and finally reaches its ultimate, inevitable, inexorable crescendo of pizza. Friend...

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Ep. 238 - A Higher Education

How do schools work? Obviously you have to learn everything that's necessary to know from your favourite horsecasters! Amo and Shade take you on a journey that ends up hip 'n squarely in Friendship University (from here on known simply as FU). What a treat!

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Ep. 237 - New Horse Business

Your ponyfriends are back and throw some nuggets of content your way! We've got a brief GalaCon report, some juicy Noodle Banking, horsey news, a new pony episode to discuss, and some insanity at the end. You know you want to prace at this delicious friendship content!

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Ep. 236 - The Summer Special

It's a true summer episode! Theme parks. Games. Cider. The works! Amo played a game; Shade's in heat; your horse friends watched the latest Equestria Girls moviesode! Tune in and catch the latest pony news and ponypony discussionarying.

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Ep. 235 - Space Yam

And yet there's no Michael Jordan in sight! This week Noodles returns with a double helping of banking drama. SCORE! Your favourite horse friends also bring a little news and read a nice anonymous message from the Tambloors, rant about stuff and nipples, and throw glowstix around like the rad kidz...

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Ep. 234 - Supple Kneepple

Wow, what an awkward edition of your favourite NHB super show! As your horse friends prepare for Noodles, she gets waylaid by powerful burning yams! Unaware of the crisis, your dearest of horsefriends desperately stall for time, yapping as though it's a sexy NHB postshow! But not to worry, at least...

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Ep. 233001 - Happy Birthday Bilbo!

What is this episode, and why is the quality so... alternatively represented? It's the curious quantum signature, obviously. Lighter on content than usual, Amo and Shade catch up after some time apart and casually discuss Aggretsuko, poop, Splatoon, pony tail stylings, and forest fires. Great fun!

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Ep. 232 - Sick and Tired

As your favourite magical horsebros are sick and exhausted, Amo makes silly noises while Shade rambles endlessly. Following this very original concept, they detail their quite excited recent life stories, discuss the Mean Six, 'fix' a couple of horse episodes, and read emails. Wow!

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Ep. 231 - Insane and Filthy

Things get gross with your Magical Horse Three! This week there are inappropriate bank customers, very inappropriate Craigslist dates, and morrrrre! What's that? There's a crazy 'theory' about the latest cute horsey show episode? You may as well tune in and... really tune in - defy the system!! You...

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Ep. 230 - The Breakout

Your horsefriends are coming at you like spiking your punch... with some special Spike spotlight, that is! Amo and Shade also discuss mane six ships (again) and tell you about exciting swimwear themed releases and season 9 speculations!

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Ep. 229 - Romantic Pretty Noises

Is it obnoxious to sing love songs all over the horsecast? In this week's NHB instalment Amo and Shade try to get to the bottom of it, singing at random intervals in a jubilant pony episode celebration, a kind-of-not-really convention report, and more!

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Ep. 228 - Join a Biker Gang Today!

Oh check this out! Hot debates about this week's Appledash rivalry! But ultimately, your Magic Horse Three uses teamwork to discuss not only this ponysode, but also goes over important merchandise updates, a resurrection of the BGB discussion corner, the nature of biker gangs, and a bunch of cool...

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Ep. 227 - Gothic Laughter

Check it out! Amo and Shade babble about a great Starlight episode (shocker!) and fandom misconceptions, as well as answering some silly questions and reading some exciting horse news.

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Ep. 226 - Twilight's a Dingleberry

Check it out! Soundcloud’s all derp and a-yaff with buggybuggy today, so you’re getting the episode in this fantastical presentation that now looms before you! But that does not stop your horse hero three from traipsing through waifi, Celestia’s acting forays, a Noodlebank installment, and several{N}qui...

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Ep. 225 - The Shayliliquy

What's that? Amo's dogging and Noodles is slaying essays? Not to worry, Shade can do everything all by himself! Well, at least just this once he rambles and refers to himself in the third person as he reads a bunch of emails and news updates, now and then touching upon pony content in this short 'n...

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Ep. 224 - Yaff

Learn almost everything about Trixie's parents and seaweed in this week's NHB! Taxes! Old people! Smelly people! Relaxation techniques! All of this and more from your favourite magical equine hosts!

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Ep. 223 - Cocaine Waifi

While Noodles is away for important noodling, Amo and Shade give their proverbial change on this week's Fluttersode, ramble about fireworks and drug dungeons (well, okay, not really), and even make bold statements - bold I say! - concerning conflicts and lollipops. Sure, they may be in physical...

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Ep. 222 - No Hooves Barred

Let's talk about Maud's boyyyyyyfriend with your favourite horsefriends! This week, you're served a fantastic episode discussion, some poop news, Noodles' latest work anecdote, Amo's waifu of the week, an email about the latest Tails of Equestria assets, some shenanigan-heavy questions, and more...

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Ep. 221 - The Ponies are Back in Town

Oh My Celestia! Can you feel it?! Season 8 is there, and of course your horsebros are gonna talk you through the afterglow! Noodles joins Amo and Shade via email, and we also have a couple of other emails and questions and bits of news! Have a sandwich!

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Ep. 220 - Poli-Socio Musings Regarding Representation and Racism, the Essay

What's wrong with ya horseboiz? A more-than-ridonkulous ramblefest from Amo and Shade, two white guys who's opinions on the wider issues in life are of obvious merit. In the meantime, season 8 is almost upon us, and after a tangent-heavy discourse on the recent happenings in their lives, the...

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Ep. 219 - Dragon Fruit

Your horsefriends are back in full force this week with merchandise news, pony crossovers, a bunch of write-in questions, and more! Huzzah! What Herculean horse heroics!

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Ep. 218.5 - The Amonologue

Wait, what is this? It's a semi-canonical ramble session featuring all of the Amo, all of the time! Whoaw! Listen in awe as he says stuff about the latest EqG episode (spoilers!) and talks at great length about ramen and even educates everypony on how to date a Fluttershy!

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Ep. 218 - Spilling Beans

On this fateful episode of NHB three horseys discuss mad work- and activism stuff, as well as loading a true conreport onto your face-ears, courtesy of last weekend's Hearth's Warming Con! Ain't that nice? As a bonus, there's a brief ramble about Them's Fighting Herds near the end, but really you...