No Hooves Barred

Airs on Luna Radio, Celestia Radio and BronyTV

Your go-to magical horsecast surfing the tides of the ponyvillelive horse network! In this talk show, your intrepid heroes talk pony episodes, their personal highlights of the week, and just about anything else that crosses their path. Watch it, they're a little crazy!

All Episodes (50)

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Ep. 153 - Trixie has Great Hair

Behold! Hannah returns and is tired! I'm sure everyone's excited about that, but Shade can't stop talking about Trixie's hair. Don't believe the lies that say there'll be an all-encompassing season six discussion either, because Trixie's hair is just amazing. At least there's a short writing...

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Ep. 152 - Horses Give Better

Would you like to know how Bronies For Good picks its charities and makes sure they're not woefully lacking and/or corrupt? And what is it like to be effectively charitable, anyway? Princess Telofy is over to basically talk for an hour about all this and more. Be prepared to be edumacated!

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Ep. 151 - A Long Ramble of Horses

It's a nice sloppy round of horse talk with Shade and the Boardgame Brony! What better horse talk is there, truly? If you like random character arc rambling and such this is an episode just for you. And only you. No one else.

Thumbnail Sep 26, 2016 at 12:58pm
Ep. 150 - A Glimmer of Ghost

Sure, the hallmark milestone spectacle that is episode 150 could have been so much more had it not been hindered by technical derpiculties (and Windows 10), but that would've been cheating! You deserve a more authentic rendition, in part made possible by helpful listener Shelvacu. Thanks!

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Ep. 149 - Steaming Brown Noodles

What a way to welcome Noodles back into the frothy broth that is NHB! We start things out with important world news regarding horse poop and segway seamlessly into this week's ponysode and several more educational tangents!

Thumbnail Sep 12, 2016 at 5:09pm
Ep. 148 - Multiple Painful Nipples

Check out our full assortment of horsecasters as they make a butt out of themselves (and each other--and you!), discussing cute gryphons and a plentiful helping of abs and boobs. Not much else this week, as there's no emails or messages this time around, making it a fairly short endeavour. If you...

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Ep. 147 - Sportsball Special

My goodness what a pleasant content explosion! Amo comforts you concerning Youtube's future; Shade forgets Hemingway's name; who's your favourite Planeteer? But most importantly, this week's episode features nearly fourty minutes of meaningless sports babble! Huzzah.

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NHB Minicast03 featuring Dragenda

It's Shade pretending to be an interviewer and bringing it to the creator of the Ace Pony blog! We talk about the conception and the reception; asexual representation and cake.

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Ep. 146 - Is it Over Yet?!

This week we push the rating all the way into cringe town. We just don't care. We start with the important questions of the world - where did the cool S come from? Which letter should take the place of the LGBT title? How do we finish a project? AND OH MY GOODNESS WHEN ARE WE FINALLY DONE?!

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Ep. 145 - Changeling Buzz

No need to change this formula! Your favourite horsecaster trio answers a bunch of tambloor messages, read an Undertale e-mail, and talk about this week's very Spikey episode!

Thumbnail Aug 15, 2016 at 5:43pm
Ep. 144 - Magic is Poop

This week Amo and Shade disagree on just about every part of Rainbow Dash's latest adventure. That's okay though, there's also some convention stuff to talk about and there's a major breakthrough on the matter of poop in My Little Pony. Obviously, nopony needs to tell you that this episode of No...

Thumbnail Aug 8, 2016 at 1:14pm
Ep. 143 - Having Tea with Daring Do

What a glorious get-together we've got this week: Hannah get bonus job! Shade receive Galacon report! Amo puzzle Batman!

Thumbnail Jul 25, 2016 at 5:19pm
Ep. 142 - Are there Mares on the Internet?

It's just Shade and special guest Keystroke tonight, talking about horse dating and becoming a Pokémon master at his website There's also some pony news at the end, but you'll have to make it through an entire bowl of spaghetti first. Can you do it?

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Ep. 141 - Back in the Saddle

A kind-of regular type episode again! Woohoo! Check out how normal it is! Discussions! News! Exclusives! Everything! WHOAW.

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Ep. 140.5 - Noodlecon Live Sensationarial!

Here's a ferocious fourway horsecasting shindig! Amo and Shade join Noodles and her dorkily-named special somepony for a doughnut spectacular in their living room! It's so raw you can barely stand to hear it!! (Try it anyway though.)

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Ep. 138 - Just the Two of These Nerds

Amo and Shade take care of this week's episode, having a lengthy ramble about starting the writing trade, the Flutter Brutter episode, and a bunch of other stuff.

Thumbnail May 30, 2016 at 5:34pm
Ep. 137 - Apples & Kegels

This week's episode features Amo, Shade, and Noodles appleing it up by discussing Applejack and her latest adventures, as well as marvelling over last week's episode!

Thumbnail May 23, 2016 at 1:55pm
Ep. 136 - One Hundred Minute Trot

This week Hannah tags out for returning Amo, who nearly died a couple of times. So exciting! But look at that - we've got a special guest horse from Trotcon, and he's got delectable social media skills to boot! Together with Kevin we cover way too many convention tips and try to hype you for...

Thumbnail May 16, 2016 at 3:47pm
Ep. 135 - Holiday Tails

Noodles joins Hannah and Shade in this May Christmas spectacle, touting tales of doughnuts and vomit! That's not all though, there's a pony episode, Amo's travel report, and a whole bunch else to talk about. But, yeah, mostly it's doughnuts and vomit.

Thumbnail May 9, 2016 at 11:58am
Ep. 134 - We Don't Like This Episode

This NHB episode or the Wonderbolt pony episode? Perhaps it's both, but don't let that stop you! We sing Pokémon and Veggie Tales and we're a 100% educational all of the time, even when we're blatantly making stuff up! It's all just a little bit shaky because Amo's not there to make it so we're{...

Thumbnail May 2, 2016 at 8:04pm
Ep. 133 - Unity of Unicorns

Check out all those butt unicorns! They're so spectacular that we bow in celebration. Also, we talk about horse dating and, in the Board Game Brony Discussion Corner™, we even talk about same-sex horse shipping in My Little Pony. Aren't we just a bunch of swell horsecasters?

Thumbnail Apr 25, 2016 at 6:37pm
Ep. 132 - More Ember!

Ember continues to be smoldering hot, so we can't not talk about her! We also answer a couple of messages and talk about copyright nonsense (but not too much, so don't worry).

Thumbnail Apr 18, 2016 at 5:57pm
Ep. 131 - Dragon Hugging Games

What spectacular form! Sarf's jumping in to cover for Lightning Hannah, but don't worry! He still remembers ponies, though Twilight never got wings. I told you not to worry, 'cause we're not actually talking about that. DON'T WORRY.

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Ep. 130 - The Four Horsemares of the Adorkalypse

This week we reach the ultimate conclusion of our ducks 'n ponies contest and talk cute Cutie Mark Crusader cuties doing cute things. Additionally, Hannah gets a bunch of extra voice stuff questions, Amo tries to be professional and can't seem to make it into the call, and Noodles talks about...

Thumbnail Apr 4, 2016 at 5:04pm
Ep. 129 - Vinyl and the Peppies

That's a great name for a rock band. Speaking of rocks, Maud debuted the swan boat, and we simply /have/ to talk about how this impacts on the Brony Horsedom. We also needed to discuss Vinyl and Peppa Pig, apparently, and together that's a hundred minutes' worth of material.