No Hooves Barred

Airs on Luna Radio, Celestia Radio and BronyTV

Your go-to magical horsecast surfing the tides of the ponyvillelive horse network! In this talk show, your intrepid heroes talk pony episodes, their personal highlights of the week, and just about anything else that crosses their path. Watch it, they're a little crazy!

All Episodes (50)

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Ep. 234 - Supple Kneepple

Wow, what an awkward edition of your favourite NHB super show! As your horse friends prepare for Noodles, she gets waylaid by powerful burning yams! Unaware of the crisis, your dearest of horsefriends desperately stall for time, yapping as though it's a sexy NHB postshow! But not to worry, at least...

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Ep. 233001 - Happy Birthday Bilbo!

What is this episode, and why is the quality so... alternatively represented? It's the curious quantum signature, obviously. Lighter on content than usual, Amo and Shade catch up after some time apart and casually discuss Aggretsuko, poop, Splatoon, pony tail stylings, and forest fires. Great fun!

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Ep. 232 - Sick and Tired

As your favourite magical horsebros are sick and exhausted, Amo makes silly noises while Shade rambles endlessly. Following this very original concept, they detail their quite excited recent life stories, discuss the Mean Six, 'fix' a couple of horse episodes, and read emails. Wow!

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Ep. 231 - Insane and Filthy

Things get gross with your Magical Horse Three! This week there are inappropriate bank customers, very inappropriate Craigslist dates, and morrrrre! What's that? There's a crazy 'theory' about the latest cute horsey show episode? You may as well tune in and... really tune in - defy the system!! You...

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Ep. 230 - The Breakout

Your horsefriends are coming at you like spiking your punch... with some special Spike spotlight, that is! Amo and Shade also discuss mane six ships (again) and tell you about exciting swimwear themed releases and season 9 speculations!

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Ep. 229 - Romantic Pretty Noises

Is it obnoxious to sing love songs all over the horsecast? In this week's NHB instalment Amo and Shade try to get to the bottom of it, singing at random intervals in a jubilant pony episode celebration, a kind-of-not-really convention report, and more!

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Ep. 228 - Join a Biker Gang Today!

Oh check this out! Hot debates about this week's Appledash rivalry! But ultimately, your Magic Horse Three uses teamwork to discuss not only this ponysode, but also goes over important merchandise updates, a resurrection of the BGB discussion corner, the nature of biker gangs, and a bunch of cool...

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Ep. 227 - Gothic Laughter

Check it out! Amo and Shade babble about a great Starlight episode (shocker!) and fandom misconceptions, as well as answering some silly questions and reading some exciting horse news.

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Ep. 226 - Twilight's a Dingleberry

Check it out! Soundcloud’s all derp and a-yaff with buggybuggy today, so you’re getting the episode in this fantastical presentation that now looms before you! But that does not stop your horse hero three from traipsing through waifi, Celestia’s acting forays, a Noodlebank installment, and several{N}qui...

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Ep. 225 - The Shayliliquy

What's that? Amo's dogging and Noodles is slaying essays? Not to worry, Shade can do everything all by himself! Well, at least just this once he rambles and refers to himself in the third person as he reads a bunch of emails and news updates, now and then touching upon pony content in this short 'n...

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Ep. 224 - Yaff

Learn almost everything about Trixie's parents and seaweed in this week's NHB! Taxes! Old people! Smelly people! Relaxation techniques! All of this and more from your favourite magical equine hosts!

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Ep. 223 - Cocaine Waifi

While Noodles is away for important noodling, Amo and Shade give their proverbial change on this week's Fluttersode, ramble about fireworks and drug dungeons (well, okay, not really), and even make bold statements - bold I say! - concerning conflicts and lollipops. Sure, they may be in physical...

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Ep. 222 - No Hooves Barred

Let's talk about Maud's boyyyyyyfriend with your favourite horsefriends! This week, you're served a fantastic episode discussion, some poop news, Noodles' latest work anecdote, Amo's waifu of the week, an email about the latest Tails of Equestria assets, some shenanigan-heavy questions, and more...

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Ep. 221 - The Ponies are Back in Town

Oh My Celestia! Can you feel it?! Season 8 is there, and of course your horsebros are gonna talk you through the afterglow! Noodles joins Amo and Shade via email, and we also have a couple of other emails and questions and bits of news! Have a sandwich!

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Ep. 220 - Poli-Socio Musings Regarding Representation and Racism, the Essay

What's wrong with ya horseboiz? A more-than-ridonkulous ramblefest from Amo and Shade, two white guys who's opinions on the wider issues in life are of obvious merit. In the meantime, season 8 is almost upon us, and after a tangent-heavy discourse on the recent happenings in their lives, the...

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Ep. 219 - Dragon Fruit

Your horsefriends are back in full force this week with merchandise news, pony crossovers, a bunch of write-in questions, and more! Huzzah! What Herculean horse heroics!

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Ep. 218.5 - The Amonologue

Wait, what is this? It's a semi-canonical ramble session featuring all of the Amo, all of the time! Whoaw! Listen in awe as he says stuff about the latest EqG episode (spoilers!) and talks at great length about ramen and even educates everypony on how to date a Fluttershy!

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Ep. 218 - Spilling Beans

On this fateful episode of NHB three horseys discuss mad work- and activism stuff, as well as loading a true conreport onto your face-ears, courtesy of last weekend's Hearth's Warming Con! Ain't that nice? As a bonus, there's a brief ramble about Them's Fighting Herds near the end, but really you...

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Ep. 217 - Handy Poop Veins

Check out this endless parade of rambling! It's quite impressive indeed. Joining us for the first half-hour is Noodles, educating us about money as we all sit down for some Work Woes anecdotes. After that we roll into a bucketful of Season 8 Demands and talk about all manner of stuff-things, equine...

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Ep. 216 - The Game is Rigged!

Wow, what a lengthy ramble of an episode! Amo and Shade spend a total of 90 minutes going over their weeks, incidental pony appearances, a bunch of meaningless statistics, and a delightful follow-up from last week, not only including positive news, but also a whole host of silly and hoof-heavy...

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Ep. 215 - The Decision

Your horsefriends have news and discussion this week. They bring you coming out tips, some salacious season 8 demands and additional preposterous pony product! And, you know what? Your fabulous horsehosts are not only diverse and multi-talented, but they even put a joke in there somewhere that...

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Ep. 214 - Salad Days

So much random content this week. You'll just have to learn to love it! A smidgen of ponying is mixed in to add spicy flavour. Enjoy this horsecast with a complementary dose of Amo's special sauce!

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Ep. 213 - More!

Just that: more questions and answers, more silly tidbits and upsetting customers in this week's horsecast! Amo flirts in Japanese; Hannah had a pizza; Shade actually doesn't know what he's doing. Beyond that, however, they push a few minor pony characters into the limelight they deserve. Tell a...

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Ep. 212 - Questions and Apples

Also answers in the first episode of the new year! The honourably quarrelsome horse quartet is rested and ready to answer questions from the internet. Huzzah! Find out what triggers us in the MLP fandom, what non-pony things we really like, and also what next big horse mystery we'd like to see...

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Ep. 211 - Sometimes You Just Have to Put People Down

It's a laid back episode with two of your yappiest horsecasters, Amo and Shade! As the season gets chaotic and the universe itself becomes an unreliable tangle of nebulity, still the NHB power hour is there with season 8 demands, an update from Hannah, a write-in pony origin story, political...