Oh wow, it's been a week, y'guys! And after yapping about Homestuck and Wrestling for a little bit, Amo and Shade ease you into the horse content by reading a letter concerning Sombra's appearance the week before. Continuity! The real question, however, arises when they discuss in earnest the matter...

Finally Amo and Shade get into the season 9 openers and a helping of Equestria Girls! This week they share not only in an abundance of pony-horseys, but also in the compelling powers of waifi and educational material regarding the origins of ninja ass kickery! It's a miraculously unbridled No Hooves...

Things don't go exactly according to plan on this week's magical NHB broadcast! We... try to talk about Eggggggirls, burn the house down with the very last seasonal demands, and cover the magical imaginations of a Student Six spinoff show! It's all in good taste. Some of the time.

Stay distracted with your go-to magical horse friends! Amo and Shade yap you through some cosplay and pony questions and serve you sock contentuals the likes the world has never seen - or heard - before! Unbelievable. In addition to that, there's a long list of potential distractions for you to...

Check out this 1337 content cache your favourite magical horse friends have cooked up for you! Whether it's egg girls, hug pillows, or season 9 musings you're after, they've got you covered! And what's that? In the midst of all this deliciously yum-tastic rambling a wild Noodle appears! Wowieeee!!

It's GI Know against Arboc - hide your children! There's Pokémon stuff, a season 9 trailer, and plenty of generation 5 discussion ahoof with your magical horsefriends! Will you tune in for the educational (mis)information?

What a world of news and horseness! In a slightly spiced nutshell, it's a week of emotional Season 9 Demands and a bunch of crazy content thrown in our face courtesy of our listeners. Amo and a returning Shade talk you through the action! Wow!

Look at these fabulous horse heroes, playing with the adult toys while Shade's indisposed! Bleeding's got a mad Takei voice, Amo's got oodles of waifi, and Shelvacu shines a light on the atrocities involved with the letter 'H'! In addition, they cover the little short of sick Twilight and shoot...

This week your magical horse friends try to dig into the deep mysteries of the universe. Shade takes his shovel into Street Fighter hax0rz, and what about Amo's waifi? Perhaps the answer lies in our always-engaging pony demands! And when at last everything worth saying's said, 'n all the doings done...

Doughnuts! Noodles returns with some lovely anecdotes and a batch of cinnamon doughnuts! Wow! Look at those doughnuts... are they not the sugary delight you've been looking for? They are, aren't? Right?! I think I'll eat one right now! I bet you'd like to do the same! Mmm.

Magic and mayhem reign supreme as your horzboiz welcome streampony Shelvacu to join them and yap about his time at Vanhoover! Can you believe it?! In addition to this veritable fountain of contentuals there's also a squirrel writing in for art tips and the controversial topic of cRinGe. Cringy...

Could it be true? Will we finally learn the ultimate secrets of existence? It's all about potatoes in this week's No Hooves Barred! We also sneak in a couple of season 9 demands because we're just giving like that!

Heeyo, your horzefriendz be back in town, y'all! Amo and Shade yap a good bit about what's been keeping them, inform you of various bits of quality entertainment, and then share some stunningly delectable season 9 demands! Ponies!

Lesbians! Nipples! Your magical horse three jump into the fray with some serious pony discussioneering; unloaded a bucket of season 9 demands, a curious helping of Noodle Bank, a Waifu of the Week, and - naturally, almost certainly and inevitably - a treasure trove of deep, insightful societal...

Nothing goes wrong, ever. Some things, however, are simply so bad that they're good. Case in point, this beautiful episode of NHB, featuring a return performance of Bleeding Raindrops! Together, your horseboiz catch up and make some season 9 demands.

Oh. My. Goodness. 250 episodes and all we get is some balloons? They're not even real balloons! Anyway, Amo and Shade talk nonsense and make some demands for season 9 of the horse show! It's a party y'guyz!

Lacking in your love life? Your horse friends got ya covered! Thanks to some provocative messages, Amo and Shade ease back into things after a week of absence and also cover some of their favourite moments from season 8. Rejoice with your hooves all the way up!

What's this? It's Hearth's Warming come early with your horse friends! Together, they go over their favourite cute moments in the new holiday special, as well as babbling about fluffy goat boys and crazy bank randos (that are not as cute). What a gift!

Noodles returns so your Magical Horse Three can answer the most important question in pony history! She also talks about work stuff, while Amo dresses up gothic and Shade pretends to be a successful anchormare. Ghastly!

It's finale discussion time, with a full hour dedicated to discussions of (evil) cuteness, (evil) xenophobia, (evil) hellscapes, and even the season as a whole! We answer a veritable treasure trove of emails and messages to cover all bases. It's a thoroughly evil time with your horse boizz!

Can you believe it? This week we talk dragons: Sludge, Spike, Smolder--all the S dragons, basically! Additionally, Shade drinks beer and Amo did dumb things to report on. It's a show, ya guys!

What fun! It's finally time to talk 'bout some Kirin! Amo also encountered some crazy people - always good fun, those. When all is said and done, your magical horsefriends remind you that the world sucks. Y'know, just to leave you on a high note!

Amazing! Your horsebros discuss the Student Six facing their fears underground AND pizzas and cookies. So much dorky horse chatter! Wowie-zowie!

Hide your eyeballs; hide your kids! The NHB horse trio is back at it again, making quick work of Rockhoof's lamentations in the modern world as well as talking about some important real life altercations. Pizzas with erroneous ingredients! Someone's stealing from Jesus! Children get yelled at and...

Lightning Dust gets reckless and so it's time to talk about horseys again! Additionally, Amo chatters about his new job and Shade drinks a beer--Noodles roasts potatoes without a mic! Whoaw!