No Hooves Barred

Airs on Luna Radio, Celestia Radio and BronyTV

Your go-to magical horsecast surfing the tides of the ponyvillelive horse network! In this talk show, your intrepid heroes talk pony episodes, their personal highlights of the week, and just about anything else that crosses their path. Watch it, they're a little crazy!

All Episodes (50)

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Ep. 213 - More!

Just that: more questions and answers, more silly tidbits and upsetting customers in this week's horsecast! Amo flirts in Japanese; Hannah had a pizza; Shade actually doesn't know what he's doing. Beyond that, however, they push a few minor pony characters into the limelight they deserve. Tell a...

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Ep. 206 - Delicious Vampirism

Oh hey, the band's back together... kind of. Your fabulous horse hosts chat nonsense and briefly throw together some talking points about the season 7 finale. So horsey.

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Ep. 212 - Questions and Apples

Also answers in the first episode of the new year! The honourably quarrelsome horse quartet is rested and ready to answer questions from the internet. Huzzah! Find out what triggers us in the MLP fandom, what non-pony things we really like, and also what next big horse mystery we'd like to see...

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Ep. 211 - Sometimes You Just Have to Put People Down

It's a laid back episode with two of your yappiest horsecasters, Amo and Shade! As the season gets chaotic and the universe itself becomes an unreliable tangle of nebulity, still the NHB power hour is there with season 8 demands, an update from Hannah, a write-in pony origin story, political...

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Ep. 210 - These are our Demands

Wow, do your horsefriends have demands or what? Totally they do, yout bet! Thanks to a whole bunch of mail we serve up multiple courses of hot, steamy horse suggestions in this week's episode of NHB. Praise the horselords!

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Ep. 209 - We Make the Rules

Your horsefriends get a little bit out of control on this week's NHB, but that's how we like it! After some educational tidbits we have demands. Strong demands.

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Ep. 208 - Premium Review

It's season 7 overview time, going over some of the highlights and lowlights! Before this long-awaited magnificence, why don't you have yourself a feisty impression of our Thanksgiving experiences coupled with some steamy off-topic bants? It's what you really really want!

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Ep. 207 - Pass the Coke

Your fabulous fave-four horse heroes banter about important life issues such as taxes and doctors and bagels and then get to the nitty gritty and fantasize about movie ponies featuring in season 8 of the horseshow. But that's not all! It turns out we're true masters of social commentary and tambloor...

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Ep. 205 - Spooky Fruities

Superspooky! Bank stories with Noodles, Amo ships horses, and Shade sticks stickers! Can it get scarier than that? Well, we also cover episode 24, empathising with Starlight being such a weirdpone!

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Ep. 204 - Chocolate Doughnut Holes

With Hannah on spooky wedding island, Noodles hops in to chatter about her new jawb. In addition, your horsebois go over the movie a little more and read a couple of very nice messages. Radical!

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Ep. 203 - Movie Horses

New segments, weddings, hip raves and games from your horse bros at the start of this week's episode, but then it's all movie talk! And maaaaaaybe Noodles sneaks into the studio for the final third. Just maybe!

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Ep. 202 - After-After-Party

This week Hannah and Shade are left to improvise in the wake of The Random and plot a makeshift course wholly contentless, babbling about cookie merch, plum liquor, and fantastic upcoming segments as they drift off into the sunset. Glorious.

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Ep. 200 - The Barries

Episode 200?! It's time at long last for your favourite horse trio to award their favourite songs and episodes with the highest accolade of pony appreciation conceivable: the diamond-crested 69 carat gold-coated Barries!

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Ep. 201 - Pumpkin the Jams

An episode... from the future? After rambling for just a little bit, we talk about the Rumble episode and then get a last-minute question in about musicals. Quack~

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Ep. 199 - Soothing Jams

Your fabulous pony trio go all ASMR on this episode of NHB! We also talk a little bit about the latest episode - what a shocker. Could it be that episode 200 is on the horizon? Really?

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Ep. 198 - Punk is Fab

This week Hannah hypes up for Halloween, Shade rants at Nazis, and, when we get to our Pony Booking Challenge, Amo lets loose and employs more ninjas than ever before. On top of all of that we also talk about the latest punk Rarity episode! Yay~

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Ep. 197 - Make My Day

Amo tags back in for Hannah and busts out the dankest, most time-consuming bug voice evarrr. Lucky you! In addition to such glorious gifts as underwear and dakimakura talk, your horse bois disagree in the Daring episode discussion! Whaaaat!

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Ep. 196 - Bug Animu

Cute voices! Help! Amo's away to be animu animol! Hannah and Shade are still gonna talk horse, with episode discussions and toy conversationality! We're going to needlessly exclaim otherwise quite ordinary sentences! It's NHB!

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Ep. 195 - Tai Chi Instructor of the Grandmother of the Vice President of Hasbro

This is it: our big break! What a time to be live again! Amo shares wonderful news with us all that will change the very foundation of our great Horsedom. Shade follows this up by being a boorish oaf when we talk about the camping legends in the latest my little pony installment. It's NHB, you guys!

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Ep. 194 - Dog Days

With bonus dragons and horses! What fun! Your magical horse three also talk alicoronations, sharing at last their fantasy booking. Also, Shade mistakes marbles for ponies at some point near the end; a notable point in history to be sure!

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Ep. 193 - Bone Bois and Boi Bronies

It's gon' get jacked, kid! This week ya broiniez Amo and Shade go it alone and ramble for nearly twenty minutes (spot all nine 90's references and win a prize!) and then have a good time with the latest episode of horses, also known as the one where every pony argues about who is ultimate best pony.

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Ep. 192 - Magic Setup

Shade returns from Galacon, Amo poops, and Hannah quacks. We also discover halfway in that it was Twilight appreciation day and share our favourite Twibutt episodes.

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Ep. 191 - Good Bug

That's right, we'll be sharing your ideas, as well as one writer-inner's, for how to make Chrysalis a good little bug pony sort of pony. We also read an email with pictures in it on glorious horse radio and share our passionate opinions about churros. It's NHB, yo.

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Ep. 190 - Yellow Horsey

This week we have a short little Fluttershy talk and hype up next week's glorious plans. Quacking guaranteed!

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Ep. 189 - The Greatest Yet

It's a brief 'n sweet horsecasting this week as the pony three talk about their favourite things of season 7 so far. There's also a question sent our way about Brony Shame™ and the usual (and mandatory) shenanigans.