No Hooves Barred

Airs on Luna Radio, Celestia Radio and BronyTV

Your go-to magical horsecast surfing the tides of the ponyvillelive horse network! In this talk show, your intrepid heroes talk pony episodes, their personal highlights of the week, and just about anything else that crosses their path. Watch it, they're a little crazy!

All Episodes (50)

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Ep. 200 - The Barries

Episode 200?! It's time at long last for your favourite horse trio to award their favourite songs and episodes with the highest accolade of pony appreciation conceivable: the diamond-crested 69 carat gold-coated Barries!

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Ep. 201 - Pumpkin the Jams

An episode... from the future? After rambling for just a little bit, we talk about the Rumble episode and then get a last-minute question in about musicals. Quack~

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Ep. 199 - Soothing Jams

Your fabulous pony trio go all ASMR on this episode of NHB! We also talk a little bit about the latest episode - what a shocker. Could it be that episode 200 is on the horizon? Really?

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Ep. 198 - Punk is Fab

This week Hannah hypes up for Halloween, Shade rants at Nazis, and, when we get to our Pony Booking Challenge, Amo lets loose and employs more ninjas than ever before. On top of all of that we also talk about the latest punk Rarity episode! Yay~

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Ep. 197 - Make My Day

Amo tags back in for Hannah and busts out the dankest, most time-consuming bug voice evarrr. Lucky you! In addition to such glorious gifts as underwear and dakimakura talk, your horse bois disagree in the Daring episode discussion! Whaaaat!

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Ep. 196 - Bug Animu

Cute voices! Help! Amo's away to be animu animol! Hannah and Shade are still gonna talk horse, with episode discussions and toy conversationality! We're going to needlessly exclaim otherwise quite ordinary sentences! It's NHB!

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Ep. 195 - Tai Chi Instructor of the Grandmother of the Vice President of Hasbro

This is it: our big break! What a time to be live again! Amo shares wonderful news with us all that will change the very foundation of our great Horsedom. Shade follows this up by being a boorish oaf when we talk about the camping legends in the latest my little pony installment. It's NHB, you guys!

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Ep. 194 - Dog Days

With bonus dragons and horses! What fun! Your magical horse three also talk alicoronations, sharing at last their fantasy booking. Also, Shade mistakes marbles for ponies at some point near the end; a notable point in history to be sure!

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Ep. 193 - Bone Bois and Boi Bronies

It's gon' get jacked, kid! This week ya broiniez Amo and Shade go it alone and ramble for nearly twenty minutes (spot all nine 90's references and win a prize!) and then have a good time with the latest episode of horses, also known as the one where every pony argues about who is ultimate best pony.

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Ep. 192 - Magic Setup

Shade returns from Galacon, Amo poops, and Hannah quacks. We also discover halfway in that it was Twilight appreciation day and share our favourite Twibutt episodes.

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Ep. 191 - Good Bug

That's right, we'll be sharing your ideas, as well as one writer-inner's, for how to make Chrysalis a good little bug pony sort of pony. We also read an email with pictures in it on glorious horse radio and share our passionate opinions about churros. It's NHB, yo.

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Ep. 190 - Yellow Horsey

This week we have a short little Fluttershy talk and hype up next week's glorious plans. Quacking guaranteed!

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Ep. 189 - The Greatest Yet

It's a brief 'n sweet horsecasting this week as the pony three talk about their favourite things of season 7 so far. There's also a question sent our way about Brony Shame™ and the usual (and mandatory) shenanigans.

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Ep. 188 - Apple and Pear Tea

It's spoiler tea-time with Discord, Fluttz, the Apples, and the Pears! Besides talking about episodes 12 and 13 of season 7 we also hype-mumble about the movie. It's a great time to pony.

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Ep. 187 - The Cowmom Honketh

At last it's time to talk about princesses and yaks! Hannah is actually back and treats us to quacks! Hey, that rhymes just perfectly.

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Ep. 186 - Short Episode?

Well, it was supposed to be! With Amo and Hannah out and about, the BGB hops to the rescue and together with Shade she answers a follow-up question from last week. And then... well, these horses kind of sort of spent fourty minutes rambling about pony fanfiction. C'est la Vie.

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Ep. 185 - Proud Horseys

100 minutes of pride month rambling! Shade talks a lot (again). Amo breaks the rating (again). Hannah writes in (again). Noodles hops on to add to the fun, and for a short moment the Boardgame Brony's there as well! It's messy but so edutaining!

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Ep. 184 - The Hat of Honesty

It's rebound week at NHB, bouncing back from those swampy avocado-laden trenches right into some grade-A Applejackery! But we don't sit still, nuh-uh! We look to the future and fantasy-book the big two-hundred and hype up next episode's pride month special, all with an eye on horse quality. Yowza!

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Ep. 183 - Sugar Belle!

Okay, your horses are just incorrigably random this episode. Proceed at your own peril! Avocado tangents abound, and so, so much terrible singing! What would Sugar Belle think about it?

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Ep. 182 - Puppy Wuppy Zippy Sweetie

A short and sweet ep from your horsebros to talk about house-moving equines and Rarity and Sweetie Belle's escapades. How small is too small? What the hell is Zipporwhill's accent? These and other riveting questions are answered in this week's NHB!

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Ep. 181 - Put on Your Rainbow Wig!

Oops! This week we actually talk about the Rainbow Dash episode - next week it's the Rarity one! So, a little out of order courtesy of the different TV schedules, but I'm sure you can cope!

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Ep. 180 - Fest Animuls

Hooves and paws alike! A busy little episode with a bunch of life updates and Fluttershy episode animaling awaits you. All you's gotta do is play it in a safe and comfortable environment and prepare ramen ice cream.

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Ep. 179 - Critical Butt!

Roll for maximum horsecastery! This week the girls go in hiding and there's a bunch of animou nerdery, some handegg jokes, a helping of horse episode, and a lengthy spell of discussion regarding the giving and receiving of critique. Is it good? Is it made out of butts? Tune in and find out!

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Ep. 178 - Creamy Unicorn Juice

It's a talk show. Hurray! Noodles joins us again and the magic horsecast four talk about overpowered pony babies, animou, friendship morality, and, most importantly, review with exceptional accuracy and unerring journalistic objectivity that Starbucks drink.

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Ep. 177 - Don't Sniff Unsolicited Aardvarks

Omigosh! Omigosh! Season 7 of the horseys is finally here! That means Shade gets drunk and Amo zanies it up to match him! Between discussing the two episodes, there's plenty of distractions, including a Hannah report, some Doctor Who, urinating Pokémon, and much more! Yay!